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[英文] 《Periodic Table Nobelium》作者: - Michael Swanwick 【EPUB】

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Michael Swanwicks Periodic Table of Science Fiction 102 Nobelium 259 My Nobel Prize Acceptance SpeechPresented Here Against the Unlikely Chance I Never Get to Deliver It Its about time You lousy bastards should have given this to me decades ago and you fucking well know it. Lookat the morons and retards you have given it to. Okay so Albert Einstein personal hygieneaside wasnt a total loser. But Niels Bohr Desmond Tutu Ilya Prigogine the Dalai Lama Youd think this award was being given for having a funny name And whoever decided it would bea cute joke to give the prize in literature to the likes of Thomas Mann Anatole France andSelma Lagerlof obviously never bothered trying to read those boring old windbags. To saynothing of that self-promoting fraud Mother Theresa I could go on but I think my point is made. The Nobel Prize was created by Alfred Nobel whowasI trust Im not hurting anybodys feelings herea neurotic recluse and a mass-murderingSwede. So when one considers the source I really shouldnt be surprised that you only gave methe one. There are five you know. I dont count the Economics thingie as a real Nobel andneither should you. Its not as if the single greatest Writer/Peacemaker note to self:scratch out whichever category these idiots neglect to honor me in the world has ever knowncouldnt be adept in chemistry and physics and medicine as well. I assure you I could. Not thatI have granted. Ive been busy. But surely intentions should count for something. Oh and aword about the venue. Stockholm In December No wonder your bikini team never showed up. So heres what I propose: Vegas obviously for the climate
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