标题: 《Interview with the Almighty 》作者：- Mike Resnick 【EPUB】 [打印本页] 作者: zaq 时间: 2013-5-11 21:27 标题: 《Interview with the Almighty 》作者：- Mike Resnick 【EPUB】 Interview with the Almighty RESNICK: I'm sitting here with God in Sid & Sylvia's 5-Star Deli. The tape recorder's on, and we're ready to go. GOD: Relax. Have a knosh. They tell me the chopped liver is outstanding. RESNICK: Can you tell me why you've agreed to this interview, after being silent for so long? GOD: I hadn't realized that no one knew how to write the last time I gave one. RESNICK: Can you tell us a little about your background? GOD: Sure. In the beginning, I created the heavens and the earth. RESNICK: Speaking of creation, Bertrand Russell once remarked that telling a child that "God made you" implied another question, which is "Who made God?" GOD: That Bertie! What a card! RESNICK: Then you don't mind if I ask it? GOD: Ask what? RESNICK: Who made you? GOD: I just _hate_ questions like that. And by the way, how come your name is all in caps, just like mine? RESNICK: I'm tape-recording this. How did you know my name would be in caps? GOD: I'm God, remember? Resnick: No offense intended.