Several thousand maniacs were raising hell out in the street. I muttereddreadful threats dropped my feet into the abyss beside my bed. My threats didn’t scare up anypeace. Pain blazed from my right temple to my left ricocheted clattered around inside my skull. Imust have had a great time. I told me “You got to quit drinking that cheap beer.” The guy jacking his jaw was yakking way too loud. I clapped a hand over his mouth. He shut up.I used my other hand to open a curtain a peek. I had some morning-mad notion that by looking Icould grab a clue about all that racket.A club of sunshine whacked me right between the eyes. Like to laid me out. Gah An ill omen forsure. These bright days are never kind. Everybody I ran into would be just like the weather:warm and sunny. Argh I was in the mood for low overcast and light drizzle maybe with a frigidsouth wind. I peeled layers of fried skin off my eyeballs took another look. Where there is life there ishope. “Well.” Across Macunado standing out like she might be the source of the brightness was atrim piece of work who would have no trouble making the short list for girl of my dreams. Shelooked right at me like she knew I was watching. My toes curled. Wow I didn’t notice the human rights guys and their ugly banners shoving dwarves and elves asideas they chased a gang of centaur refugees flinging bricks and stones. I didn’t chuckle whensome fool bounced a rock off a fourteen-foot troll’s beak and took up a brief career as ahuman club. Just another day of political dialogue in my hometown. I was focused. Maybe I was in love. Again. She had all the right stuff in all the right places in absolutely perfect proportion. She was asmall thing not a rat’s whisker over five feet and of the redheaded tribe. I would have betthe deed that she had green eyes. I drooled. I wondered what madness was loose upon the earththat all those lunatics down there weren’t dropping their sticks and stones and surroundingher