《Gefilte Fish Girl 》作者：- Mike Resnick【EPUB】

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THE GEFILTE FISH GIRL Here's the first in our trio of cover stories. Mike Resnick is a Hugo-and Nebula-award winning author. He's also been nominated for the Best Editor Hugo for the editing he's done on a wide variety of anthologies, including an excellent alternate history series published by Tor. "The Gefilte Fish Girl" isn't alternate history. It's fantasy, but not necessarily of the dreamy kind. So I walk up to her and say, "Ma, we gotta talk." And she never looks up from the TV, and she says, "Not during Homemakers' Jamboree, Marvin." And I say, "Ma, I'm Milton. Marvin is your goniff brother who is serving six to ten for passing bogus bills." (Which he is. He's a great artist, even the judge admitted that, but he just doesn't do his homework, and printing a bunch of twenties with Andrew Johnson's picture on them is probably not the brightest move he ever made.) Anyway, she says, "Marvin, Milton, what's the difference, and did you know that Liz Taylor is getting married again? What is it for her now --the thirty-fourth time?"